pincussion
My brother and I didn’t know what to get our mom for Mothers day because we’re terrible sons. So we just took some pictures to remind our mom why she shouldn’t have any more kids.
Oh gee…there my man goes getting more internet famous.
Yes to both. Handsome sirs.
Not enough notes, get this man more notes, do you not see the babeliness that is Blake?
At least one of you can grow facial hairs…
Adam is hairist! You think your beard is so might! Suck it Trebek!
(via safepiercing)
teenagesophiebennett
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
(via mommabec)
discomplete
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
(via wontfuckingstandyou)
lunaticphan
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
best ever.
Amazing.
(via mommabec)
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
i got you ryan gosling
this is why i love tumblr
(via godgutsandglory)
